Oh, well ok, maybe when you put it like that.. :> I still honestly don't think it would be very difficult for you either - if you like maths and problem-solving and things that are logical/deterministic, I think you'd have just the right mindset to be an excellent programmer if you studied it just for a few weeks. Just saying!
But yes, after your comment and the one above, I think I'm convinced. It might take a while, but I'll do it, and let you know if/when I post the link somewhere.
Good to hear you had a great birthday! And LOL, my icon posts are hardly a chore that absolutely need to be commented on, so don't worry about it!